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You�just recently found out the Oort Cloud is not one of the signs of flatulence.


If you have any negative opinions about our site, you will keep them to yourself
(we, here at AZine, must also have an ego)


If you have any constructive criticism, we will humbly see of what you have to inform us.

The web will make and break our society (depending on how many times Microsoft gets a break)

The number 12 precedes the number 13.
(The Department of Education forced us to display this)

El numero doce es antes del numero trece
(El departamento de educacion me impone tener este en mi pagina)



You are old enough to remember the Classics of Atari: �Qbert, Tennis, Space Invaders, etc.

Some media (like this site) are great forms of entertainment and, possibly, information.

You think Avogadro's Number is the number Chiquita puts on their bananas.

Crees que El Numero de Avogadro es el numero que Chiquita tiene en sus bananas (platanos)


Embarrassingly, you have thought at one point in time that�Marxism was Manxism (the worship of a type of cat).

Creias que marxismo era manxismo (el culto de un typo de gato)


You formerly thought the earth was flat like an avocado.

Crees que La Tierra es llano como un aguacate.


Taco Bell is selling little fat girls (gorditas) to highrollers

Taco Bell vende gorditas a la poblacion.


The Simpsons is a satire worthy of Orsen Wells approval.

Los Simpsons son excelente!


A Spanish Version of our page is in the works (if anyone would like to help email us)

Thank you for reading the list and I welcome you to AZine
-Steel



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